Question: Why God Never Received Tenure He had only one major publication. -- It was in Hebrew. It had no references. -- It wasn't published in a refereed journal. -- Some even doubt He wrote it Himself. -- It may be true that He created the world, but what has He done since then? -- His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. -- The scientific community has had a hard time replicating His results. -- He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects. -- When one experiment went awry He tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. -- When subjects didn't behave as predicted, He deleted them from the sample. -- He rarely came to class, just told students to read the Book. -- Some say He had His son teach the class. -- He expelled His first two students for learning. -- Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed His tests. -- His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop. via Anthro-L

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